Ratings Update: December 2003        

What is the state of American television? Tens of millions of people watching whatever the major networks choose to broadcast. Traditional fictional shows and reality television are the obvious winners. In December 2003, more worthless crap was put on television than ever before -- and the networks got record viewership numbers. On December 16, the forgettable "Navy NCIS" and "The Simple Life" both had more viewers than Diane Sawyer's interview with President George W. Bush, two days after the capture of former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein.

This is not to say that Bush, a career politician, was going to say anything important. At best, the ABC interview was another "reality" television program. Slightly more than 11 million people tuned into Bush's interview. Fox's The Simple Life beat out Bush with 11.9 million people watching. According to the Fox web site, "The Simple Life is the new, unscripted comedy series that chronicles two affluent socialites as they struggle to make the transition from uptown to small town." The draw was that the show stars Paris Hilton, who was recently caught in a Tommy Lee-Pamela Anderson sex tape scandal. The show scored the highest rating among teenagers and adults ages 18 to 49 that night. I doubt that anyone remembers the show the next day.

Both Bush and Hilton were beaten by CBS's beautiful-people-crime-drama Navy NCIS staring Mark Harmon, which had viewership of around 12 million people. Sadly, NBC missed out on the evenings records by showing a re-run of the show "Whoopi" which could only get 7.3 million people watching. If you add up the numbers, around 42.2 million people watched the three major networks that night. If all those people spent their time ironing their work shirts for the next day they could have been more productive.

ABC scored a major hit with the wedding of Bachelorette star Trista Rehn's wedding to fireman Ryan Sutter. On December 10, nearly one in 10 Americans tuned into the program. Why? Answer: "I was suckered into it by the ABC hype."
One of the biggest winners in December, was the CBS long-running "reality" show Survivor. This edition was called Survivor: Pearl Islands and it's season finale on December 14 saw a staggering 25.2 million viewers. Three days before, Survivor had 22 million viewers for its second-to-last episode. NBC tried to compete with it's "reality" Average Joe program and got 17.4 million people to watch the final episode a week before Survivor. The "reality programs" continue to dominate as Americans stare blankly at television's new entertainment phenomenon.

December saw networks compile huge viewership numbers showing that TV viewing is not slowing down, despite some reports that time on the Internet has eroded viewership. Below are the Nielsen Media Research ratings numbers for Dec. 8-14, 2003. Listings include the week's ranking, with viewership for the week and season-to-date rankings in parentheses. An "X" in parentheses denotes a one-time-only presentation.

# SHOW NETWORK VIEWERS (in millions)
1. (1)
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
CBS
26.8
2. (X)
Survivor: Pearl Islands-Finale
CBS
25.2
3. (4)
Survivor: Pearl Islands
CBS
22.4
4. (X)
Survivor: Pearl Islands-Reunion
CBS
21.9
5. (2)
ER
NBC
19.7
6. (10)
60 Minutes
CBS
18.8
7. (24)
Average Joe
NBC
17.4
8. (X)
Trista and Ryan's Wedding
ABC
17.1
9. (9)
Without a Trace
CBS
16.4
10. (7)
NFL Monday Night Football: St. Louis at Cleveland
ABC
15.3
11. (8)
Law & Order
NBC
15.2
12. (5)
Everybody Loves Raymond
CBS
15.1
13. (3)
Friends
NBC
14.8
14. (30)
Fear Factor
NBC
13.9
15. (X)
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
CBS
13.7
16. (6)
CSI: Miami
CBS
13.7
17. (21)
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
NBC
13.2
18. (37)
According to Jim
ABC
12.9
19. (18)
NFL Monday Showcase
ABC
12.9
20. (11)
Will & Grace
NBC
12.8

 

Editors Note: I would like to mention that I have never, in my life, watched any of the programs on the list above (with the exception being that I probably did see "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" when I was around 10 years old). I find it both impressive and disturbing to see how many millions and millions and millions of people watch television programs each night. I wonder if anyone actually remembers what they watched the next week or next year? I can only imagine what the world would be like if those millions of people did something more constructive with their time rather than wasting hours and hours unthinking in front of the TV -- lost in the sea of fake images and real advertising. When will the unthinking millions wake up and fill their "prime time" with reality rather than fantasy?